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“Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius.”

― Arthur Conan Doyle, The Valley of Fear

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Dedicated to global preservation of self preservation and the over achievement of everyone in our biosphere, the staff at Artifex Management has made the decision to sleep when we're dead.

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President of This Untitled Shit

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Chief of Staff